Drinky Crow

Posts by Drinky Crow

• Katy Perry in the Bahamas

  Katy Perry enjoying a cigarette on her day off in Nassau.

• Kim Kardashian

  Kim Kardashian flaunting her God’s gift in Miami…

• Paris Hilton on Vacation

  The famous heiress pothead relaxes on a boat…

• Jared Leto News – Jared Leto, Again

  No new Scurrilous Ephemera column, but how about a pic of Jared Leto?

• Concert Review – Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros at the Commodore Ballroom, Vancouver, May 31 2010

  ‘… Maybe I should just drink the Kool-Aid and shut up…’

• Book Review – Drinking Vancouver

  ‘As I leaf through John Lee’s guide to drinking holes in Vancouver… I am sipping a pinot noir in the Public Lounge. He has not awarded this restaurant with a star… but, at least it made the cut…’

• French Hottie Opens Tour in Vancouver

  ‘… it became clear she was musically overpowered by the band and unsympathetic mix…’

• Robert Pattinson Rumoured to Play Kurt Cobain in Biopic – Twitterverse Cries ‘Noooooo!’

  ‘rageface at rob footface pattinson playing Kurt Cobain. why even do that?’

• 30 Seconds to Mars covers ‘Bad Romance’!!!

  It’s awful!

• Christina Aguilera’s Bionic Cover Art

  It’s about time someone of Aguilera’s stature tried to revive the whole cybernetics/bionics craze from the ’70s…

• Streaming – Three New Broken Social Scene Tracks

  “World Sick”, “Forced to Love” and “All to All”

• The Most Adorable Hold Steady Cover You’ll Ever See

  Little Sydney belts out the Hold Steady’s ‘Sequestered in Memphis’….

• Tonight – Pizza Party at the Biltmore, Celluloid Social Club at the ANZA

  St. Patty’s Day options include a special edition of the monthly Celluloid Social Club and…

• First Look at Bad Teacher

  A photo of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz from Bad Teacher, currently filming in Los Angeles. Gemma La Mana photo

• TwitteReview – Closing Ceremonies 2010 Olympics

  It was awful!

• Olympics Report # 9 – First Round of Men’s Ski Cross

  Men’s ski cross photos from Cypress Mountain on a glorious Sunday afternoon.

• Olympics Report # 8 – Women’s Snowboard Half-Pipe Feb 18 2010

  Another beautiful day up at Cypress Mountain, where the women’s snowboard half-pipe competition is underway.

• Olympics Report # 7 – Men’s Snowboard at Cypress Feb 17 2010

  Photos from the men’s snowboard half pipe at Cypress Mountain. Go Canada! Whoot whoot!

• Olympics Report #5 – Maelle Ricker Wins Gold for Canada in Women’s Snowboard Cross

  Canadian Maelle Ricker bounces back after a poor showing in the initial qualifying run.

• Olympics Photo Gallery – Bringing Snow to Cypress

  Exclusive Guttersnipe photos of the VANOC initiative to bring snow to Cypress for the Olympics. Don’t worry about it, it’s only money!

• Lullabye Arkestra Release Free EP, Announce Tour Dates

  The Toronto duo has just released a free three-song EP. Plus – new tour dates announced, and a few photos from the band’s recent Toronto appearance.

• (Some of) Pitchfork Music Festival Lineup Announced

  Pavement, Modest Mouse, LCD Soundsystem, St. Vincent, Raekwon, and Cass McCombs are among the performers just announced for this year’s Pitchfork Music Festival.

• New You Say Party! We Say Die! Video, Tour Dates

  Still riding high on the release of its third album XXXX, the Vancouver new wave party band is back with a new video and some April tour dates.

• The Simpsons in Vancouver

  Vancity Buzz reports that Homer and Marge will finally make it to Vancouver in an episode to air Feb. 14.

• New Pornographers Album Release Date Announced

  The fifth album from the Vancouver band is scheduled for a May 4 release. All the usual suspects are involved, along with a few new faces.

• Man or Astro-Man? Reform, Play SXSW

  That crazy space-rock instrumental band from Alabama with the great album sleeves and costumes reforms. We knew something was missing from today’s indie-rock scene…

• (500) Days of Summer Director Chosen for Next Spider-Man

  Dude who directed Zooey Deschanel in (500) Days of Summer gets on board after Sam Raimi quits. Does this mean Death Cab for Cutie or She and Him will be on the soundtrack?

• Pemberton Festival Cancelled, Again!

  We’re starting to wonder if the Pemberton Festival in 2008 was just a dream…

• Golden Globes

  The best from the Twitterverse on James Cameron’s hair, ‘Ava-dah’, Robert Downey Jr’s speech, Mike Tyson and Mickey Rourke and more!

• Spider-Man 4 Scrapped

  Raimi and Maguire walk, Sony decides to go ahead with a 3D reboot. Heck, Stan Lee couldn’t have written a sillier story.

• Lady Gaga Gets Her Own Comic Book!

  Two of our favourite things come together in one delightful package with the first issue of Fame, due in May on Free Comic Book Day.

• Best Comics of 2009

  When Avatar and World of Warcraft are among the biggest entertainment commodities going, the word ‘nerd’ loses its meaning. Thank God for comics, then, to separate the real nerds from the faux-nerds.

• TwitteReview – Avatar

  “If I see ONE more preview for that shitty retard movie #Avatar, I am going to go piss all over the film wheels at EVERY movie theatre…”

• Photo Gallery – Shoes Pt II

  Some of our favourite concert shoe shots, including the Sounds, the Ting Tings, Hayley Williams (Paramore), Gwen Stefani, Bat for Lashes, and more…

• TwitteReview – Thirty Seconds to Mars’ This Is War

  ‘Could 30 Seconds to Mars be any more perfect right now? I wish I could understand that This Is War is not a food. My soul wants to eat it…’

• Seattle Weekly Disses Jared Leto

  ‘Jared Leto hangs gilt-framed platinum albums in the halls of his douche palace, but [Juliette] Lewis only now gets her first headlining American tour…’

• New Thirty Seconds to Mars Single – Kings and Queens

  “a refreshing and true alternative to the ‘regular’ rock music out there today… a brilliant masterpiece!”

• JL Gets a Good Review

  “Jared Leto takes on this leading role with the strength and courage that not just anyone could have – including some A-listers that come to mind…”

• Jack Kirby? Jack Kirby!

  What’s next – “Finally, a motion picture with the graceful elegance of a Terence Malick film and the cinematic punch of Frank Miller’s Daredevil # 182!”?

• Fashion Week NYC Sept 2009

  ‘The actor/rock musician was reportedly seated outside of Cafe Habana in Soho “wearing sunglasses on a clearly overcast day. With a posse of blonde model girls…’

Photo Galleries by Drinky Crow

• Olympics Photo Gallery 2 - Cypress

• Shoes Pt 2