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Mia Moth
at the Biltmore Cabaret

Photos by Robyn Hanson
Mia Moth at the the Biltmore Cabaret, Aug 28, 2010

Scurrilous Ephemera

  • Snooki in the New York Times

    Snooki in the New York Times

    ‘… trying to hold a conversation with Snooki is a little like getting down on your hands and knees with a…’

  • Free Lindsay!

    Free Lindsay!

    What is her crime, exactly, except for behaving like any attractive, rich, successful American 24-year-old?

  • Hole at the Pageant, St. Louis

    Hole at the Pageant, St. Louis

    Courtney Love ‘was charming and largely coherent’, writes the Riverfront Times’ Annie Zaleski. You can’t ask for much

  • A Week of Nots

    A Week of Nots

    ‘instead of looking at what is happening with our favorite pop culture denizens, let’s look at what they are not doing…’

  • Celebrity Rehab Redux

    Celebrity Rehab Redux

    ‘…don’t you feel sorry for poor Ambien? It’s the Tommy Hilfiger of prescription drugs…’

  • Snooki on the Dancefloor

    Snooki on the Dancefloor

    ‘… put down your PhD thesis on mutated mitochondrial DNA, your Koran, your defibrillator, your dog-eared and copiously underlined copy of Ulysses…’

  • Doesn’t Bombshell McGee Just Have the Best Name Ever?

    Doesn’t Bombshell McGee Just Have the Best Name Ever?

    Maybe the whores aren’t the only culpable parties here, in fact they were just acting whorishly which is in their nature and is, in fact, how they earn a living. And much better livings once they come out publicly…

  • Heidi Montag Pratt

    Heidi Montag Pratt

    ‘The girl can’t win,’ writes Scurrilous Ephemera reporter Stephanie MacDonald. ‘First she’s horsey, then when she gets a major surgery overhaul she looks like a crazy cyborg created by an alien who once saw a picture of a human in a scrap of a page in Maxim magazine.’

  • Dennis Hopper

    Dennis Hopper

    The battle for the film icon’s money. Also – Mischa Barton’s on-set trouble, and the latest semi-celebrity to pose nude for Playboy.

  • Decade in Review

    Decade in Review

    ‘[Spencer Pratt's] tenuous grasp on reality, and death-grip on reality TV, make him hard to ignore, and he’s always reminding this writer of epic villains from history and literature…’

  • Holiday Edition

    Holiday Edition

    ‘Admittedly, children are often annoying, but that is what a Valium and Champagne cocktail is for…’

  • Goodbye, 1990s. We’ll Always Have Lollapalooza

    Goodbye, 1990s. We’ll Always Have Lollapalooza

    ‘The Lollapaloozas, Birkenstocks-as-regular-footwear (you know who you are), mushrooms and ska bands, Mr. Lifto, Paralyzers, the flowery sundresses with cowboy boots and sexy/messy flannel shirts. Sigh…’

  • A Golden Age of Male Chest Hair

    A Golden Age of Male Chest Hair

    ‘Jessica Alba didn’t earn the endearment “MiserAlba” for nothing. She looks borderline homicidal at the best of times…’

  • Tiger Woods

    Tiger Woods

    ‘The harlot of the moment, Rachel Uchitel, is scoring the kind of money-can’t-buy-it publicity that will certainly propel her straight to reality TV stardom, along with Ashley Dupre (Elliott Spitzer’s hooker friend), those obnoxious White House Party Crashers, and Balloon Boy’s Family…’

  • Brad and Angelina – Can We Handle the Truth?

    Brad and Angelina – Can We Handle the Truth?

    ‘The nefarious, beady-eyed Spencer Pratt has put his plot for world domination on hold, and is finally on the same page as the rest of the human beings on this planet who have ever seen or heard of “Speidi”…’

  • Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance

    Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance

    ‘Monkeys are bad, they are not nice pets, they are most definitely not babies and they want to kill you…’

  • Ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean’s Solo Sex Tape

    Ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean’s Solo Sex Tape

    ‘Miss Prejean is repellent for a number of reasons, not the least being that she had rational individuals compelled to come down on the same side of a dispute as Perez Hilton and the Miss California USA company (owned by Donald Trump)…’

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